Strange things I've heard at work this month:- (from a female caller) Help! My balls are stuck in my Vagina and I can't get them out! ( In case you're wondering she wasn't talking about the toy kind...Not that I would know anything about that anyway)- Get out here right away, a moose just pooped on my front lawn and I think it's coming back.(FYI....I work on an island so needless to say there are no moose in the area)- I need an ambulance...Someone threw bleach in my refrigerator and now my throat and my twat are burning!- Help, My heart just exploded!- (caller on 911 ) I need help immediately! My right contact is stuck in my eye.I could go on but I think that's enough for n...