5:53 PM
B.E.G
Strange things I've heard at work this month:
- (from a female caller) Help! My balls are stuck in my Vagina and I can't get them out! ( In case you're wondering she wasn't talking about the toy kind...Not that I would know anything about that anyway)
- Get out here right away, a moose just pooped on my front lawn and I think it's coming back.
(FYI....I work on an island so needless to say there are no moose in the area)
- I need an ambulance...Someone threw bleach in my refrigerator and now my throat and my twat are burning!
- Help, My heart just exploded!
- (caller on 911 ) I need help immediately! My right contact is stuck in my eye.
I could go on but I think that's enough for now.
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7 comments:
Years and years ago a family friend worked in a hospital and she had all sorts of stories about the objects people would get stuck in their anal cavity. Gerbels, coke bottles, etc. Anything can happen.
i can relate. years ago i used to drive a taxi in new orleans. i used to hear the craziest stories.
I think I speak for everyone involved when I say...
WTF????
Don't they have ointments for all of these issues?
LOL! That's hella crazy! Only Beg.
Lambchop~
That's just special . . . not the good kind, either.
Funny!
I'd read to read a weekly recap of the craziest calls you get!
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