No more lists!

Well, I thought we were done with the list thing but apparently not....Thanks Coley.Without further ado...."10 things I love list" (in no particular order)- Sleeping for hours in a big bed on 1000 count Egyptian Cotton sheets- Calla lilies- Listening to Jazz during thunderstorms (preferably in front of a fireplace)- God- Hot nights- That tired/relaxed feeling after a hard workout- Strong Black Men- Singing/playing guitar by candlelight- Spending time with family and friends- Sushi and Sake at Yos...

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Lambchops Answers PART 2 (FINAL)

ManNMotion asked... 1. What are your real names? My name is Peaches n'herb 2. What are your addresses? 555 Peaches n'herb lane 3. What are your credit card numbers and expiration dates? 54545555 n'Herb Dee asked... 1: how did you 3 meet? I think this was covered in Part 1 of my answers. 2: how long have you been friends? Oh Lawd! I think Begs right...about 16 years 3: what keeps the friendship going? Once again, Begs right, definitely medication. Call 2 Arms asked... 1. Have you already told us why you tried to kill each other in college? Hmmm. I remember that we just had this really weird love hate relationship...like siblings. I remember Beg trying to drown me, and then I remember attempting to push her down a flight of stairs (I caught her before she actually went down though). There...

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B.E.G'S ANSWERS (THE REST)

ManNmotionWhat are you real names? What are your addresses? What are your credit card numbers and expiration dates? Okay, It's official you have issues!!! We have one answer for all of your questions....If you tell us yours we'll tell you ours. :-)Dee1) How did you meet? I met chops in a Jr.High math class. I met Ja-me in a gymnastics class a year later. They will elaborate later.2) How long have you been friends? Almost *gulp* 16 years.3) What keeps the friendships going? A lot of insanity, and medication.Call2Arms1) Why did you try to kill each other in college? Well, after watching a documentary on unusual ways to die I decided to pour water up Chop's noise while she was sleeping to see what would happen. I'm sure she had done something to piss me off but I can't seem to remember what it...

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Lambchops Answers (PART 1)

Tha G Perspective asked.... Have you ever been married? No, I've never been married (*whew*). If not what's the closest you've been? The closest was my jack ass circus midget of an ex-boyfriend, "Mr. Circus Midget". He had been hounding me about how he KNEW he wanted to marry me from the day he realized he loved me (a year before we actually started dating) and that he was just waiting for ME. Shortly after I gave in he started acting up. First off he was going to give me the USED ring that his ex-fiance had been given years prior (there were scratches and dulled platinum on the band from almost a years wear and tear). Then he started acting funny like I was trying to trap HIM into marrying ME!! I didn't even bring up marriage first!! He's completely looney tunes (notice this is present...

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B.E.G's Answers (half of them)

G perspective-Getting married? I am a private person so unless something amazing happens (dating wise) I usually don't talk about it....Now to the question. I was engaged to a man that I'd been in an 8 year relationship with (mistake #1). After 8 months of being engaged I realized that he was not the person for me, nor was I for him. Over the years we grew into each other but were never truly compatible. He was 12 years older than me and we had different life goals, different expectation of marriage, different backgrounds and several other issues that made marriage a bad choice so I ended it. I do hope to find that special person someday but the clock hasn't started ticking (yet). As I've gotten older my expectations for a mate have drastically changed and to be honest most of the people I've...

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Any questions?

None of us have anything exciting or interesting to say right now so we've decide to follow in the footsteps of several other bloggers and do the 3 questions thing. We will either take a picture (if possible) of what you request or answer most questions so ask away! Also, if we don't get any requests this post will be deleted.... Just like it never happen...

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Salsa Files....

You all must know by now that I'm notorious for lengthy posts! So I'm going to try to make the bolded lines deal a regular thing for all of you with attention spans like Beg & Ja-me! So if you dont really want to read the whole thing, just read the bolded lines for an overview, then come back later to read the whole thing!! Beg, you left out so much from your last post! Go HERE to read it. First off Beg is also an excellent dancer (singer, song writer, guitar player, not to mention having the uncanny ability to shop for 4 + hours straight at forever 21!) . She's being way too modest. She seems to believe she's just an average dancer, but one of our fellow students (who I consider to be an expert) told me that we both are pretty good when you consider how long we've actively been learning. The...

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Dancing Queen

"You’re a teaser, you turn ’em on. Leave them burning and then you’re gone. Looking out for another, anyone will do You’re in the mood for a dance And when you get the chance.You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen (twenty eight) Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine. You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen..." -Abba-It's official. The newly crowned, hands down, dancing queen*/ It girl of the year is Lambchops! *and the crowd goes wild* Not only can she, sing (very well), write songs, play guitar, and hack into a computer systems like nobody's business (but you didn't hear that from me) apparently she can dance too.I needed a change of pace so I decided to take a salsa class...

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An Ode To Black Chicken Man

The following song is an ode to Black Chicken Man (click HERE to read up on him. It should be sung with the "Oh Christmas Tree" melody (you know the old Christmas carol: "O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree! How are thy leaves so verdant! O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, How are thy leaves so verdant! Not only in the summertime, But even in winter is thy prime.O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, How are thy leaves so verdant! O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, Much pleasure doth thou bring me!") My Ode To Chicken Man: -Oh Chicken Man, Black Chicken Man, I itch when you are near me-Oh Chicken Man, Black Chicken Man, your body smells like fe-ces (excrement)-Your hair is wet, and drenched in sweat-You like to rub, our hands in it -Oh Chicken Man, Black Chicken Man, You're stinky and you're...

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The Jerk!

Anyone who hasn't seen the jerk MUST SEE IT! I've loved this movie for as far back as I can remember. Steve Martin is a comic genius in my book. Martin plays "Navin", a white man who was raised by a southern black family. He doesn't realize that he isn't black until he's an adult and his mom breaks it to him on his birthday (he finally figured out why his favorite meal was tuna fish salad on white bread with mayonnaise, a Tab (the drink) and a couple of Twinkies. LOL!!) . Upon finding out he's white he exclaims," You mean I'm going to stay this color?!!" He then decides to set out in search of his special purpose and to experience the wonders of the world! Navin's (Steve Martin) first monologue tells it all: (Our hero, Navin, is sitting at the bottom of a staircase, looking like a bum.) Navin:...

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