It's Ova.

We're leaving on a jet plane, Don't know when we'll be back again.........(Against my better judgment) My blogmates and I have decided to jump ship and move to blogsome (with everyone else) so from now on you can find us at http://songbirds.blogsome.com. Chops (our resident html specialist) did such a wonderful job setting it up I guess I really can't complain.Off to greener pastures..... See you over the...

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The Birthday Monkey

It's 12:38am and I am still at work....bleh!!!!!!......365 more days till 30 (and Puerto Rico!)(No special reason for the picture, I just like i...

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LAZY WAY OUT (another meme)

*Stolen from this blogger*Accent - California (I like guess, like, that is like, like, what you would hella call it.)Bra size - 36D.Chore I hate - Washing dishesDad's name - FranklinEssential make-up - Anything by Mac or Nars.Favorite perfume - Burberry Weekends (at the moment)Gold or Silver? - BothHometown - San Francisco CaInsomnia - Well if sleeping all day and not at night counts then yes.Job Title - Cop sitter.Kids -Not yet...maybe never.Living Arrangement - ALONE!!!!Mom's Birthplace - ShreveportNumber of Sexual Partners - Yeah, like I'm gonna answer that.Overnight Hospital Stays - When I was 6 I had my adenoids (sp?) removed...Do they even do that anymore?Phobia - Missing out on anything (events, food, sales, gossip, concerts, life, you name it) oh, and spiders!Favorite Quote - (it changes...

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Catch Up.

*This is the follow up to the previous post about my home buying nightmare.*Sooooo where did we leave off? Oh yes, the fire. I found out the day after I had all the locks changed that a fire had destoryed half of the building the night before. The fire stopped about 10 Ft from my front door. Luckily the smoke smell killed the stench that the the squatter left behind. With all of his crap out on the deck I painted, cleaned, packed, cleaned, had the carpet ripped out, cleaned, changed the fixtures, cleaned, oh and did I mention cleaned. (I had lots of help from my blogmates, Coley, Dana, Sassyx, and several family members.)After playing phone tag with the squatter's brother I was able to get authorization to dump all of the crap he left behind (which cost me$400). They agreed to pay for the...

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The Joy Of Being A FREAK MAGNET!

And the party never stops.... Seein' as how the other birds have been stricken mute, I'll go again. As per my last post, I have just recently moved into a new apartment that I absolutely LOVE! The longer I'm here the more I adore it. I was really blessed with the moving process and I met the tenants on both sides of me and they were all very cool. The neighbors on my left side are 2 gay men in the mid to late 40's bracket who live together, but I dont think they're really out of the closet since one of them refers to his mate as his "brother". I dont know, maybe this is a new term for life partner, or significant other in the gay community. Either way, they seemed really cool. As a matter of fact, the first one that I met was Que-ball (the bald one). He happened to be coming down his stairs...

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Not Dead....Just Moving!!!

TAKE THE NEW SONGBIRDS POLL 9/16 We hear ya Grasshoppah!! Please calmly place the shank on the ground and slowly back away from the weapon!!No, we're not dead, or sick, or in rehab (except for maybe one of the songbirds)!Beg and I have been moving, and Ja-me has been looking for a place to move...ScorpioK has been taking care of her 30 common law kids. But I think the hiatus is finally over!! A Quick Stale (old and dated news) Update (note that I'm rush typing so it's gonna be choppy):Beg has been getting settled in her new condo. The squatters stuff is finally gone and she just bought a kitten which she's named Napoleon Dynamite (she can go into details on how she was told by ScorpioK that the kitten was a girl, but turns out...

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KATRINA

Hurricane Katrina Relief I am so overwhelmed with emotions for the victims of hurricane Katrina that I don't know what to say. You can donate to the red cross online here or make a donation by phone at 1-800-HELP-NOW. Please be sure to specify that you are donating to hurricane relief. I'm sending my prayers and lots of love to everyone affected by this tragic event. ....I'll update about the house drama on my next post. ...

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Momma don't Play....

Thanks to Shawn for providing this wonderful display of active parenting!! ...

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Welcome Home?

THE GOOD NEWS: Praise God!!!! I am finally a home (condo) owner!!!! Thanks for all of your nice thoughts and prayers.THE BAD NEWS: In some strange way he was right...I either have a roommate or a squatter, you decide.ARE YOU CURIOUS ABOUT THE PICTURES? First I have a question for you... Do you think that a man who cuts up his boxers with a pocket knife, then leaves them in the middle of the living room floor should be allowed to roam the streets freely or should someone give him a nice white jacket (with very long sleeves), a mask, and a padded room?SHORT EXPLANATION: The above pictures are what I was greeted with as I walked into my new residence for the first time. The top picture is the filthy couch I talked about in the prior post, the...

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I asked for it.

After (another) very long hiatus this gifted blogger's post has inspired me to start writing again.So, a while back I mentioned that I was trying to decide if I should buy a home close to my job, further out, or not at all. The biggest problem was that it is almost impossible to purchase a house in the bay area (in a decent neighborhood) for under $500K. Even the smallest hole in the wall studio is just under $300k. I have terrible road rage so a 4 hour (round trip) commute was out of the question. I finally decided that any city within 30-40 minutes of my job was acceptable.I won't go into detail about the homes and condos that my realtor showed me but suffice it to say that most of the places within my budget were crap, crap, and more crap. Anyway, after a whole lot of searching I found...

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Young And Stupid Aint Just A Phrase

I guess you've noticed that we've been on a bit of a blogger break lately. I personally haven’t wanted to look at a computer outside of work!!The other day my cousin brought up an incident that occurred back when I was a young fool in the Army and I guess I'll share. You know the drill - read the bold if you dont have time to read it all right now. Army Dayz~I went into the army right out of high School. I guess it was mainly because almost all of my family had been in the military and I was next in line. It wasn’t anything that I particularly thought about, it was just something I knew I was going to do...sort of expected. Anyways, it was rough being away from home so long, but I got used to it. My first few days in boot camp I met a 40 year old sergeant - let's call him Sgt. Pops. Prior...

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Meet Me With No Panties On....Audio Post

This is the Songbirds first ever audio post! It was pre-recorded some months ago with all four Songbirds on the line (all talking at one point or another), and has now been transferred onto our blog! Pretty much, if this post doesnt make you laugh, it'll scare the hell out of you because now you'll hear with your own ears just how insane we can get! And it's only the beginning.... "Original Lyrics" I was layin in the bed just as nice as you please When I heard a knock at the door I reached around and I put my robe on And I said, "This my house! I aint got to wear no robe!" So I took the robe off I got on up out the bed and walked over to the door And opened it just as wide as you please And you know...

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AWW HELL TO THE NAW!! (Chops Date File #1)

SPECIAL NOTE: PLEASE TAKE MY SONGBIRD 7/19 POLL ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BLOG! A friend posed this question to me regarding her boyfriend of 6 months. He has never displayed any "gay" tendencies, but he is very very affectionate with everyone. Recently after dinner with him and his long time guy buddy (also straight), she witnessed her boyfriend giving his buddy a warm hug and a quick peck (kiss) on the lips. She made it very clear that he always gets aroused when in intimate settings with her, so much so that she cant even really fathom that he may not be fully straight. She's pretty convinced that he's just an affectionate guy! Please let me know what you think and if possible add a comment in the polls "comment space" or our chat box after...

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SELF LOVE ADDICTION

I don't really have a problem in this area but just in case you do I thought these tips might be helpful (lol). This is just part of a list that came from your friendly neighborhood Mormons on overcoming masturbation additction. I found it here. ***********************************A Guide to Self-Control:1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your...

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GIRL FIGHT!

***First of all I suppose Ja-me and I owe Chops a very small apology for not announcing her birthday to the blog world (bad blog-mates!) but she seems to have handled it quite nicely herself.***Chops has already talked about the beginning of her birthday so I'll cover the end....Sunday, July 3rd (late night) So after singing for a few hours and going to dinner(Chops will talk about that later..I think) we headed to "da club". In our usual fashion we arrived and hour later than originally planned at 12am (or right on schedule in CP time...LOL) Normally this particular club wouldn't have been crowded but it was the day before the 4th of July so it was packed. Luckily we knew one of the bouncers at the door and with a little encouragement and a small bribe (that chops has sworn me to secrecy...

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R.I.P

REST IN PEACE J.SPEN...

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Chop's Birthday File #1...Gay On My Birthday

QUICK QUESTION: I really would like to know what happened to Curvy's blog. Anyone with details please let me know!! On to the post......................... I'm going to break up the events/exploits of my birthday in separate files, otherwise I'll never get to it!! So this post accounts for the morning of my birthday (July 3rd). I've appropriately labeled it "Gay on my birthday". You'll see why.... Sunday, July 3rd: My attempts to go to church at 8:30am failed since I didnt get to sleep until about 5am (the night before I celebrated my birthday early by going Salsa dancing in the City with my girl Moe, Kris and Jrod. We had so much fun!!)! My mom and H (step-dad) got to the house at about 11am to take Kris and I to breakfast. As soon as my mom walked into the house she was nagging me about...

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Monterey Files - Exhibit #1 - "Sugar Bear"

Okay I know this is sooooo late, but I wanted to give some excerpts from our Monterey trip! I'll try to do a new one every few days. This is #1...the Sugar Bear incident. So the main reason I had suggested we go to Monterey for our Meatfest Getaway is because I had to sing at the Monterey Blues Festival that Friday. The performance went really well and I had a blast! After we left the stage I said my goodbyes to my band members (this was the last time we'll ever perform together) and then went out to find Ja-me and Beg. We walked around a bit and I had a lot of folks coming up to me and saying hi and how the band did such a good job! Then an older black kat came up to me and shook my hand. He was tall, dressed in ancient gear, and was missing about 85% of his teeth. He told me his name...

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July 3rd...Happy Birthday to ME!!!!

Yippie! Made it to another birthday! Another year older! I had a great birthday weekend. I'll tell you about it lata. Just wanted to thank Ja-me and Beg for coming out yesterday and hanging with me and my other friends to celebrate my b-day! Hope you had fun, and I'm glad we didnt have to fight them girls in the bathroom after all! Always in love...unless you try to run up on one of my girls and we have to scuffle!! Lambchop~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEE!...

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Monterey Meatfest Pics Part 2

And More Pics.... ...

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