"Tasteless"

So, I come into work today (four hours early) and what do I find out? Well, apparently our wonderful IT department (that is incapable of handling even the simplest computer problem) has decided to block all access to my blog because they have deemed it "Tasteless". Never mind the fact that our email system only works 3 days a week, and that several other people I work with have blogs that haven't been censored. Oh, and we can't forget that I still have access to dating sites, online shopping, and several sites that talk about sexual activites I can't even begin to imagine. It seems that the only thing they are good at is sending out emails informing us of what isn't working (which is usually the entire system). Perhaps I should look at this as an opportunity to talk all the shit I want without...

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Kindly Remove Your Hand From Around My Throat

How is it that people can make it through their entire lives without having to grow out of that overly sensitive-needy phase? I have a few friends that are so needy that I NEED to take a break from them from time to time. One of my friends is worse than all the others. He is totally clingy and sensitive about everything. Once I received a voice mail message from him but couldn’t call him back for a few days. He was sooo upset! In a nutshell he told me that I should check my messages regularly and that I'm rude and insensitive for not returning his call promptly and that I’d better improve on this shortcoming in the future. He didn’t care to ask if I was okay or if I had something big going on in my life that would prevent me from calling him. No. It was all about HIM, HIM, HIM, HIM, HIM -...

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Observations

Okay- This is a post I created back on January 9th, 2005. I had to remove it due to circumstances I’m unable to disclose at this time. I'm reposting because I feel the need to restate my feelings on grubby food tasters (see my 'Final thoughts on food' at the very end of the post). Many may not agree with me (like B.E.G), but the large number of folks who do agree please let your voices ring to very roof tops of this slobber sharing society! REVOLUTION IS ON THE HORIZON MY FRIENDS!!! A NEW DAY IS DAWNING!! KEEP YOUR FILTHY FORKS OFF MY PLATE....VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!! Always in love...unless you eat off my plate (this is a very important reiteration). Lambchop ____________________________________________________ January 9th 2005 First let me say that I am ever so thrilled to be off of...

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The Spawn of Satan Revealed!!

Now this might sound strange to some of you, but if you really think about it you'll see that it's true....Television is the Spawn of Satan!! I really am beginning to loathe it. I've even tried not watching it for a week. I lasted one day - strike that, I made it a whole 5 hours. I sat in my room reading a book, and every now and again I could feel it calling out to me to turn it on. Clear as day it was talking to me, "Turn me on! Think of what you're missing! It's not hurting anybody. Do it. Do it. Do it..." I tried to ignore it and focus on actually using my brain, but soon I couldn't help but to crumble. I really wanted to see what happened on the newest episode of Scrubs. I love that show.... I'm sooooo weak. This is why I have yet to watch the newest and most acclaimed shows on today...

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Strange Love Indeed!

Okay, I have to comment on "Mr. F" aka "Fuffy-Fuffy" bka "Flavor Flav" and "Gitte" aka "Brigitte Nielsen" in the series "Strange Love" on VH1. I'm appalled! It's insane! The first time I saw the show was by accident. I was channel surfing and happened to pause at the sight of Mr. F snuggling up to Gitte. What a sight! The best way for me to describe it is to liken it to how a malnutritioned, gold toothed, miniature beaver would look straddling an oversized naked panda bear. As I took a minute to process what I was seeing (a show that glorifies lunacy) I couldnt help thinking to myself, "Only a complete moron would watch this crap". After I'd finished watching every single rerun in the episode recap I came to a very startling realization...I'm an absolute moron. Bieng the product of a biracial...

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My Turn On The Soap Box

It's seems that everywhere I turn people are talking about abortion and abortion rights. I’m not sure where I currently stand on these issues but thanks to the recent barrage of media coverage I’ve been considering it lately. I live in a very liberal area of California so an overwhelming majority of what I hear is from a Pro-choice perspective. I actually think that pro-choice is a very fitting title for their set of beliefs. I think that Pro-choicer's (if you will) believe in a women’s choice to murder a baby. No matter how you look at it a normal healthy pregnancy ends in the birth of a child. If a women chooses to end the life of her child (which I believe begins at conception) prior to birth it is murder. Period. It's funny how people seem to ignore or sidestep that fact by focusing...

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Is that it?.. Cruise/ Time Off Pics

Since people seem to be having a problem distinguishing between who is writing each post this is B.E.G...you can look at the bottom of each post to determine who wrote it. My much to short vacation is over. My mom, Lambchop, several of her family members, and I went on a cruise to Encinada. The cruise was nice but Encinada was pathetic. In a town where the only attractions are all you can drink tequila and a blow hole called " La Bufadora" I guess I shouldn't have expected much. On a good note I didn't get any kind of strange stomach viruses. Anyway, not much else to say about that. Lets see what else...... Oh yeah I went to Yoshis (again) this time to see Chris Botti who was absolutely amazing. I also sang at this graduation type thing but besides saying that it went quite well I don't...

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ahhh......sunset Posted by Hel...

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Random sign. Posted by He...

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yum dinner time!Posted by He...

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Mom, Lambchop, and MePosted by He...

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I think he was doing the "A Town Stomp"Posted by He...

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At the club on board...Again. Posted by He...

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Romper room. Posted by He...

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Kell, Chris Botti, and Me. Posted by He...

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Some of the stickers we found stuck to our backs as we left the club. Posted by He...

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He was naked as a Jay bird under that skirt thing. Posted by He...

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Mommy and Me. Posted by He...

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He had a wee bit to much to drink Posted by Hel...

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Sure you do. Posted by He...

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Ohhh...he's up again.....breakin it down. Posted by He...

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"La Bufadora"Posted by He...

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Dogs for sale....Yep they are in a birdcage. Posted by He...

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WaterPosted by He...

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On the deck!Posted by He...

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Confidence is soooo sexy!

Praise be to God! I woke up this morning and realized it wasn't a dream! I really AM on vacation! Woohoo!!! I just got up and it's almost 11am. Lovin it! My friend D is out at work until 3pm today so I have her place to myself. I just put in "The Corrs" cd and I'm ready to tell you about yesterday. So I slept late yesterday and when I did get up all I could think about was food. I walked to the store and wanted to buy so much but I had to remember I had to walk the 3 blocks back to D's house. I was really nervous because I usually don't even walk down my own residential street, but I was pretty sure that I could make it. Now if you added another block or two to that I probably would be dead in a ditch somewhere around here because I overestimated my physical condition. I pretty much just...

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Finally

The grinch has officially left the building. I can't even begin to express my excitement right now!!! In exactly 6 1/2 hours my vacation begins. For almost 2 full weeks I will get to trade in my vampire membership for a normal existence. Do you know what that means! Sleeping at night instead of during the day. Going out on weekends to places where I am not 1 of the 4 people on the dance floor (that are usually unemployed or otherwise impaired). I'll actually know what day of the week it is for a change (usually what you consider Tuesday is my Fridays and what you consider Fridays is my Monday unless I am working one of my off days which makes my Tuesday...... well, let's just say I'm usually all fu*ked up). It also means not panicking every time the damn phone rings because I'm worried that...

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Explanation

I suppose a small explanation is in order. You may (or may not) have noticed that this blog has acquired two additional contributors. For the last year this blog has been authored solely by B.E.G. I originally started blogging to document the strange occurrences in my daily life however I felt it was time for a change. Due to hellatious schedules and lifestyle changes my co-conspirators and I have found it extremely difficult to keep up with each others lives......So, I figured why not try a group blog. The three of us have been friends since high school (almost 15 years.....Damn I'm getting old). We have been through kids, marriages, ups, downs, relationships, fights, all the usual BS I guess. Anyway until further notice this blog will have 3 authors. 1) B.E.G- The original writer....no...

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Friends that hurt Friends

I am now officially a blogger! Thanks B.E.G. for adding me as a team member. Your persuasion techniques failed when attempting to get me to create my OWN blog account, so I thought I'd throw you a friggin bone. Anyways. This is going to be short since I'm trying to pack for my trip to L.A./Encenada!!! I'm probably the worst packer in the free world so it's going to take a long time and it's going to be horrible....Envision a slow, agonizing death. So B.E.G. my first blog is about you. How could you hurt me like this?? How could you possibly think that I would say anything to slander your character on your (now "our") blog?? Do you think I'd tell the world about your special hiding places? Or maybe about your many fetishes? Of course NOT! I'd never do anything like that! You,...

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Doldrums

I am so not impressed with the new year. I don't know what I actually expected but I know this ain't it. Okay, perhaps somewhere way back in the recesses of my mind I expected to wake up in a hotel suite in the Seychelles next to Charles Woodson (my love slave, he-he) , where I would spend the day lounging, eating, f....ooohh better leave that out, and shopping. Realistically I know things don't change without a lot of hard work and planning but you can't blame a girl for hoping. I just can't seem to figure out what my problem is. I spent New Years Eve at church with my mom, brother, and nephew and had a great time. By the grace of God I was allowed the night off from work (which in my line of work is virtually impossible). I have a roof over my head, a drivable car, and food in my belly (perhaps...

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